I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
