do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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