I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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