my room smells like sperm. sweet.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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