im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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