I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Someone signed my nipple.
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