I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
tell me about the fingering
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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