Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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