Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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