I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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