I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
we're so committed to being not committed
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize