WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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