Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She told me I should be a condom model.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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