White coat. Heels.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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