OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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