I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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