i need an iv and a liver transplant
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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