I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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