i think i have herpe
just one?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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