When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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