You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I think I won the penis lottery.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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