how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Randomize