party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
and you fell through a lawn chair
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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