drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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