How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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