Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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