Don't you send me to vm
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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