This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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