it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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