are you still at the devil's house?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
