that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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