My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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