so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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