i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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