he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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