whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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