Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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