It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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