cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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