there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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