New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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