Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm always down for nudity.
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