another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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