Nicole vs. Life
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I AM VODKA MAN
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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