Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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