you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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