Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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