i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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