he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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