we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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Sober January is a disaster.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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