jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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