Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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