I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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