Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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