you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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