grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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